Funny Dark Humor Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Look, right there!
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Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos, who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce, who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec, who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe, who?
No I’m not!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amarillo, who?
Amarillo nice person.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice, who?
Candice snack be eaten?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police, who?
Police let me in, it’s chilly out!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch, who?
Bless you!
